I wanted to resist talking about swine flu.
Thing is, when my girlfriend phoned to say she was scared to put fuel in the car in case she caught the pig flu virus I thought I’d mention it. She was heading for the petrol station absolutely terrified. That is until I explained the bug came from Mexico NOT Texaco!
Apparently she’d also tried to ring the swine flu hot-line, but no one answered… All she got was crackling.
Perhaps she should be more concerned about the new diet drug, Alli thats just been launched. It’s available without a visit to the doctor and makes your shit greasy. It also makes you thinner so be careful!

Yes, it is the same girl.

It’s the worlds classiest toilet roll dispenser. Pull the tissue out of a cute arse. To dream up this crazy idea is pretty cool, but to actually put the thing into production to promote your product is just pure genious. I want one.

Surprise, it comes out white!

A 'hole' lot more.

Britains Got Talent’s virgin Susan Boyle is all over the news. Record breaking YouTube views, appearences on American TV, the whole world thinks Susan Boyle is the mutts nuts.
Well, she ain’t. Muff muncher Lady GaGa gets my vote. Not some monstrous scottish pie eater with Noel Gallagher eyebrows.

Gagging for it... Lady GaGa

OK, I couldn’t resist. Here’s my photoshop attempt at a Susan Boyle makeover…

Boyle in the Bag

No, not girls kissing, girls PISSING!

Peeing, pissing, or taking a dump. What happens behind the (usually) closed doors of a ladies loo? An interesting insight here with girly moment toilet pictures for your curious enjoyment.

A Pair of Pissers

Pissing is more fun if you share the experience with a girlfriend.

Boob job, defo!

Look out for a wet patch on the towel when drying your face love.

Do I look Flushed?

Even when undressed, keep a camera with you at all times for a personal self pic. This is me. Naked. Having a pee.

Hygenic? Not!

But ingenious though. Might try that myself!

Taking down your particulars...

Drop your pants ladies. Much easier to aim that way.

Two's Company

Very cosy. Could get messy though!

Nice shoes...

Posh birds never take off their shoes to use the toilet. So no stepping in puddles.

Small tits? Not a problem for me  – But self induced and purple, no thank you!

Your dinner's in the bowl next to you - Dog!

Naked old woman, strap-on cock, curtains clashing with the wallpaper. Sick to the extreme.

Who’s the freakiest – The old crone, or the old guy she’s about to shaft?

Adult Shit

A random selection of free adult pics linking to the best the web can offer for free.
What more could you want?

Amateur Pussy Pics

The girl next door, girlfriends, wives, self pics and private stolen pictures – All showing their cunt to the world. So me your’s, I’ll show you mine:)

Why the fuck would this silly tart let some ‘wanna be’ David Bailey with a digital camera in the bathroom while she loses her breakfast? And those fuckin’ shades…

Taking a Dump

Gordon Brown – ‘Go Bro’

I didn’t really want to bring politics to a site that could be showing pictures of naked babes, but Gordon Brown, (‘Go Bro’) is a pompous arrogant fat cunt. So I will. He fucked away billions of tax payers pound notes when Northern Rock went tits up, and hasn’t stopped since. Brown falls over himself to implement an idea given to him by the Bank of England, and gives the gready fuckers the dosh.

Go Bro’

After 11 years of ‘controlling’ the UK’s finances. Now every bank in the land holds out the begging bowl after their bosses creamed millions from the coffers year after year and now expect the taxpayer to buy them a new yacht.it’s time to Go Bro!

13 Year old’s ingenuity…

Wow, modern technology! when I was a kid we’d sellotape a mirror to our shoe and… Never mind!

Thong - Sweaty Crack

Reckon the guy in the background with the magazine’s got this little perv sussed;)