Peter Harvey… A good old fashioned teacher who’s not afraid to throw his weight around!
Quoted as saying “Teaching is all about opening a child’s mind” nobody guessed he meant all over the classroom floor.

Meanwhile, recovering in hospital, pupil Jack Waterhouse (who’s alledgedly NOT a foul mouthed, smug little cunt) say’s he’s not going back to school because “His teacher does his head in”

Jack BEFORE the attack

Bubble Boob

Photographer Richard Heeks (36, so should know better) spent a month of his action packed life taking pictures of bubbles bursting in his back garden.

Burst your Bubble

Very facinating, but suck my dick has found out exactly how he stopped himself going absolutely nuts with boredom during his quest for the ultimate pop-shot .

Bubble Boob!

Rücksprung durch Technik

Wanna-be pop sensation, 16 year old German born, Kim Petras seems to have everything she needs, the looks, the voice, the backing of her parents…

Rücksprung durch Technik

Well, maybe not quite everything. ‘She’ is actually missing the dick she had removed last October to become the worlds youngest sex change freak.Growing up as Tim, his parents remarked ” we always saw Tim as a girl, but our life was surprisingly normal”
Yep it’s normal for a parent to arrange hormone therapy at for a 13 year old boy to prevent facial hair growth and his voice breaking. And giving your consent to a cock-chop-op at 16 to further your childs pop singing career is ’surprisingly normal’ too. Vorsprung durch Technik?

I tried a new social networking tool over the weekend. It’s known commonly as ‘going outdoors and fucking meeting people’.
The GF dragged me down London to the Take That circus concert thing at Wembley Stadium. 80,000 teenage girls, and a handfull of us beered up blokes.
Felt like a pork pie at a Jewish wedding, but with tits ‘n’ arse everywhere I coped.
Only when I got in and James Morrison came on stage did I realise the next ’support’ act was Lady GaGa. Lady fucking GaGa for christ sake! Now usually I’d fall in a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb…

Take Twat

When I was a kid the ‘two twat tango’ ( a lesbian act, apparently) was up there with the ‘five knuckle shuffle’ (wanking). Funny how the advertisers minds work!

Scanned Pussy

Why would anyone want to scan their pussy and email it to suck my dick?
It’s beyond me, but keep ‘em coming

Too much sexcercise makes your eyes red

Ever wish that for once you were the person looking through the camera lens?
Jesus, what’d you do first? Lick, rub, poke, kiss, stroke…???