I’m not normally one to criticise, but if you’re a pretty young girl, why the fuck have a tattoo right across the middle of your boat race? Luckily Kimberley wasn’t very pretty even before the artwork, but even more ridiculous than the actual idea, why would anyone sane trust a freak like Romanian Rouslan Toumaniantz to get the job done right? – He doesn’t even speak her language for fucks sake!

Starred for life

Surprise surprise, Kimberly got home to a bollocking off her Dad ….And no doubt her boyfriend refused her sex for a short time when he saw the result.
Kims excuse? No, not an acceptable reason like wanting to live on benefits for the rest of her life …Instead she claims she fell asleep in the tattooists chair after asking for just 3 stars. Bullshit!

Loser - Rouslan Toumaniantz, Social Worker.

Something a little more pleasant to look at, a temporary lipstick ‘tattoo’ pic emailed to me by a young lady going by the name of ‘Cumslut’.  What a nice girl.

A Winner - Take her home to meet Mum and Dad