Pair of Cunts

What a pair of cunts. Firstly, ‘thanks’ to Chris Moyles. Two fucking weeks listening to that shite Scott Mills on Radio 1 every morning while Moyles jolly’s around the world holidaying on our BBC licence fee. Yes I know he pays the outdated TV tax too, but unlike us, he gets a £700,000 rebate every year. Fat Bastard.

DJ Moyles negotiates new contract with Radio 1 boss

Second, the twat on the reception of the Travelodge in North London who fucked up my booking, charged my Visa card twice, then stuck me in a mouldy shoe box sized cell for the night.
Just for the record, if you are so desperate as to stay the night there, he was the one with the face that looked like a dog licking piss off a nettle.

Travelodge - Crap