It was hardly a surprise, Michael Jackson had been looking a little pale lately, but what a weird coincidence – Farah Fawcett and Jacko both died on same day – One fucked Majors, one fucked Minors!

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Meanwhile every celebrity under the sun is pushing their way into the limelight to comment on Jacko’s death…
Manchester United boss Alex ferguson was heard to comment “well at least I’ll still be playing Giggs next month”.

Madonna apparently ‘can’t stop crying’, but then neither can the O2 ticket touts! Looks like my tickets are staying  in the drawer now next to my Woolworths gift vouchers.
Still, at the end of the day you can say what you like about Michael Jackson, but at least he drove past schools slowly.