STFU

I resisted for months, then in a moment of weakness, (six pints of Stella) I typed ‘Twitter’ into Firefox.
I chose a shit username – All the decent ones had gone – Jesus (“Hanging around, biting my nails”…), The Queen (“Just had a dolphin sandwich and now walking the corgi’s”) Adolf Hitler, etc…. I signed up, typed an obscene message, then promptly sobered up and forgot about it.
There, I admitted it. I’ll go to heaven now.

Twatter

I didn’t really want to bring politics to a site that could be showing pictures of naked babes, but Gordon Brown, (‘Go Bro’) is a pompous arrogant fat cunt. So I will. He fucked away billions of tax payers pound notes when Northern Rock went tits up, and hasn’t stopped since. Brown falls over himself to implement an idea given to him by the Bank of England, and gives the gready fuckers the dosh.

Go Bro’

After 11 years of ‘controlling’ the UK’s finances. Now every bank in the land holds out the begging bowl after their bosses creamed millions from the coffers year after year and now expect the taxpayer to buy them a new yacht.it’s time to Go Bro!