Suck My Dick » jordan http://www.suckmydick.co.uk Just another WordPress weblog Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:48:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Storm in a DD-Cup http://www.suckmydick.co.uk/storm-in-a-dd-cup/ http://www.suckmydick.co.uk/storm-in-a-dd-cup/#comments Wed, 13 May 2009 17:04:51 +0000 admin http://www.suckmydick.co.uk/?p=262 You can say what you want about silicone addict Katie Price and husband Peter Andre, but at least their marriage lasted longer than Jade Goody’s.
Poor pete must be gutted though. No sex for 4 months! Jordan’s a slapper of a misses anyway, but worst of all the dickhead signed a pre-nup – he won’t get a penny of the tarts £40million.
One way he could make a few quid though… Apparently the bookies are now taking bets on Madonna adopting Harvey.

Jordan, on her way to visit Grandma

Jordan - Not drunk. Not ugly.

Just to take your mind off the above picture, Government Ministers bogus (fraudulent!) expense claims and the recession (swine flu’s been forgotten already), go ahhh at the cutsey pic of a little girl…

No Fucking Fun.

No Fucking Fun.

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