It was hardly a surprise, Michael Jackson had been looking a little pale lately, but what a weird coincidence – Farah Fawcett and Jacko both died on same day – One fucked Majors, one fucked Minors!

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Meanwhile every celebrity under the sun is pushing their way into the limelight to comment on Jacko’s death…
Manchester United boss Alex ferguson was heard to comment “well at least I’ll still be playing Giggs next month”.

Madonna apparently ‘can’t stop crying’, but then neither can the O2 ticket touts! Looks like my tickets are staying  in the drawer now next to my Woolworths gift vouchers.
Still, at the end of the day you can say what you like about Michael Jackson, but at least he drove past schools slowly.

You can say what you want about silicone addict Katie Price and husband Peter Andre, but at least their marriage lasted longer than Jade Goody’s.
Poor pete must be gutted though. No sex for 4 months! Jordan’s a slapper of a misses anyway, but worst of all the dickhead signed a pre-nup – he won’t get a penny of the tarts £40million.
One way he could make a few quid though… Apparently the bookies are now taking bets on Madonna adopting Harvey.

Jordan - Not drunk. Not ugly.

Just to take your mind off the above picture, Government Ministers bogus (fraudulent!) expense claims and the recession (swine flu’s been forgotten already), go ahhh at the cutsey pic of a little girl…

No Fucking Fun.