Well summer came and went last week. The temperature’s up and down like Jordans Knickers.
Still, down the South Coast there was the usual bevvy of bikini clad beauties on Bournemouth beach, each providing an absolute feast of top totty eye candy.

Lily Allen in a rare, 'tits NOT out' pose

Luckily though, there were those who, I assume due to the ‘downturn’, improvised and created their own swimwear…

Draw your own 'drawers' - the Recession Bikini

But, for the impoverished without even a packet of crayons to hide their modesty, the tan-line pants are always a hit with the guys… And should be positively encouraged.

A bald cunt (No, not Bruce Willis this time)

Finally, in the interests of looking incredibly sexy and attracting hordes of young ladies on the beach…

Gillette. The best a cunt can get