Britains Got Talent’s virgin Susan Boyle is all over the news. Record breaking YouTube views, appearences on American TV, the whole world thinks Susan Boyle is the mutts nuts.
Well, she ain’t. Muff muncher Lady GaGa gets my vote. Not some monstrous scottish pie eater with Noel Gallagher eyebrows.

Gagging for it... Lady GaGa
OK, I couldn’t resist. Here’s my photoshop attempt at a Susan Boyle makeover…

Boyle in the Bag