British tax payers forking out their hard earned for MP’s to pay for their porn films, Tampax, plasma TV’s, horse manure, etc, etc, etc!!! Gordon Brown’s fucked. This country’s fucked.

STFU

I resisted for months, then in a moment of weakness, (six pints of Stella) I typed ‘Twitter’ into Firefox.
I chose a shit username – All the decent ones had gone – Jesus (“Hanging around, biting my nails”…), The Queen (“Just had a dolphin sandwich and now walking the corgi’s”) Adolf Hitler, etc…. I signed up, typed an obscene message, then promptly sobered up and forgot about it.
There, I admitted it. I’ll go to heaven now.

Twatter