Suck My Dick » twitter http://www.suckmydick.co.uk Just another WordPress weblog Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:48:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Twatter http://www.suckmydick.co.uk/twatter/ http://www.suckmydick.co.uk/twatter/#comments Wed, 06 May 2009 07:22:58 +0000 admin http://www.suckmydick.co.uk/?p=253 British tax payers forking out their hard earned for MP’s to pay for their porn films, Tampax, plasma TV’s, horse manure, etc, etc, etc!!! Gordon Brown’s fucked. This country’s fucked.

STFU

STFU

I resisted for months, then in a moment of weakness, (six pints of Stella) I typed ‘Twitter’ into Firefox.
I chose a shit username – All the decent ones had gone – Jesus (“Hanging around, biting my nails”…), The Queen (“Just had a dolphin sandwich and now walking the corgi’s”) Adolf Hitler, etc…. I signed up, typed an obscene message, then promptly sobered up and forgot about it.
There, I admitted it. I’ll go to heaven now.

Twatter

Twatter

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